- You look like hell. Is that the style now?
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- “In English, there is no double positive that makes a negative.” — “Yeah, right.”
- 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends.. if it’s not them, it’s you.
- Please note : Christmas is cancelled – apparently you told Santa you were good this year.. and he died laughing..
- Love is like a bar of soap, when you think you finally have it in your grasp, it slips away again.
- Life isn’t passing me by – it’s trying to run me over!
- The meaning of life is that it ends.
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong??
- A witty saying proves nothing.
- If Superman is so smart, how come he wears his underwear on the outside?
- Do not adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality.
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